I Hate Computers: Confessions Of A Sysadmin

By Scott Merrill, TechCrunchApril 22, 2010 at 06:00PM


I often wonder if plumbers reach a point in their career, after cleaning clogged drain after clogged drain, that they begin to hate plumbing. They hate pipes. They hate plumber’s putty. They hate all the tricks they’ve learned over the years, and they hate the need to have to learn tricks. It’s plumbing, for goodness sake: pipes fitting together and substances flowing through them. How complicated can it be?

I hate computers. No, really, I hate them. I love the communications they facilitate, I love the conveniences they provide to my life, and I love the escapism they sometimes afford; but I actually hate the computers themselves. Computers are fragile, unintuitive things — a hodge-podge of brittle, hardware and opaque, restrictive software. Why?

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2011 Death and Taxes Poster Now Available

By J.D. Roth, Get Rich Slowly – Personal Finance That Makes Sense.April 22, 2010 at 04:37PM

In my posts last summer about understanding the federal budget and the truth about taxes, I pointed to Jess Bachman’s Death and Taxes poster. This monster 24-inch by 36-inch graph shows you just how the government spends your tax money.

From the site:

“Death and Taxes” is a large representational graph and poster of the federal budget. It contains over 500 programs and departments and almost every program that receives over 200 million dollars annually. The data is straight from the president’s 2011 budget request and will be debated, amended, and approved by Congress to begin the fiscal year. All of the item circles are proportional in size to their funding levels for visual comparison and the percentage change from both 2010 and 2001 is included so you can spot trends.

The Death and Taxes poster costs $24, but Bachman has is offering a “buy-one, get-one-free” special for GRS readers. If you use the code slowly at checkout, you can pick up two posters for the price of one (so they’re twelve bucks a piece).

Last year, Bachman sent me a copy of the 2010 poster, and I can attest that it’s a stats-geek’s dream. It’s not art — you won’t want to hang this in your living room — but if you’re curious about government spending, this poster is a keen tool.


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PasswordCard Hides Mentally Encrypted Passwords in Your Wallet [Passwords]

By Kevin Purdy, LifehackerApril 22, 2010 at 11:00AM

PasswordCard Hides Mentally Encrypted Passwords in Your WalletYou want to use secure passwords, but you can’t remember random numbers and letters. You’d also like a fail-safe plan, in case your computer password system goes bad. PasswordCard provides the best of both worlds, offering strong passwords with a wallet-based backup.

The PasswordCard itself is printed in color, and has different symbols heading each column, and a different color for each row. You generate the card’s random characters by typing a number into the field above the card and generating it anew. Store that number printout somewhere very safe—a fireproof safe in a deep closet, perhaps—and put the PasswordCard in your wallet. It might take some time to get used to “Note symbol, green” being how you remember where to find your iTunes password, or “Smiley face, purple” for Facebook, but it’s a secure system, and even if your wallet is lost or stolen, it’s useless to the thief without your number, or knowing your exact scheme.

PasswordCard is free to use. For a double-check on how secure its password suggestions are, read up on how a hacker would break your weak passwords.

Trek Nation, Documentary Trailer Released

By Franky, ForeverGeekApril 22, 2010 at 06:12AM

Some things are part of the human’s race history and really need to receive much more attention than we actually give them. So even if that means we might have to educate you guys a little more from our ForeverGeek HQ, then we will.

Let’s start today with a little quiz.

If I say Star Trek, you say?
No, not Spock! Of course Spock is ace, but Star Trek wasn’t just Spock, right. Let’s try this again.

If I say Star Trek, you say?
*sigh* I should have known you were all going to answer ‘Scottie, beam me up’. How could I have been this naive. Ok, let’s try it differently.

If I say Gene Roddenberry, you say?
‘STAR TREK!’

Finally. Now we’re getting somewhere.

Now if I say Rod Roddenberry, you say?
‘Uh?!’ That’s exactly what I thought. Of course the name Roddenberry rang more than a little bell in my head, but Rod?

So it appears that Rod Roddenberry Gene’s son is. And for some years already he has been working on Trek Nation, a documentary about Star Trek and his father.

How-To: Drill into a ceiling without getting plaster in your face

By Sean Michael Ragan, MAKEApril 21, 2010 at 10:08AM

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Instructables has a good thing going with their regular “theme” contests. They just finished up with paracord; now they’re starting in on coffee cups. Reminds me of the “MacGyver Challenge” that ReadyMade magazine used to run back before their facelift. Shown above is user bertus52x11‘s simple hack for catching the plaster that would otherwise fall everywhere when you drill into the ceiling.

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Small Biz Lessons From Zappos

By Rich Whittle, Business Opportunities WeblogJanuary 26, 2010 at 01:10PM

According to a story at OPENForum.com, stories of Zappos, the online shoe retailer, and how they pioneered a new way of doing customer service, using social media, and selling products online are now all over the business and trade media.

Whether or not you think that the Zappos model may work for your business, there are definitely some lessons you can take away from their 10 guiding principles.

1. Deliver WOW Through Service.

2. Embrace and Drive Change.

3. Create Fun and A Little Weirdness.

4. Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded.

5. Pursue Growth and Learning.

6. Build Open and Honest Relationships With Communication.

7. Build a Positive Team and Family Spirit.

8. Do More With Less.

9. Be Passionate and Determined.

10. Be Humble.

Photo by Zappos.

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How Long Do I Wait for a First Office Action

By Dennis Crouch, Patent Law Blog (Patently-O)May 03, 2010 at 02:42PM

Based on the USPTO’s most recent numbers on examination, I created an updated table of the average delay until a first office action is mailed from the PTO. These numbers reflect an average for each technology center as it operates today. The 3.25 year delay in Electronic Commerce (TC 3620) means that the applications receiving first office actions during the past three months had been pending for 3.25 years ago on average — taking us back to applications filed around new-years 2007. One-year-ago, the delay for TC 3620 was 3.9 years from filing to FAOM. The numbers do not necessarily reflect how long it would take for an application filed today to make it through. (Although it is perhaps one of the better estimates that we have on hand.).

Tech Center

Area of Technology

Average Years Delay Before First Action on the Merits

2900

Designs

1.13

1660

Plants

1.40

1640

Immunology receptor ligands

1.95

3670

Wells earth boring

1.96

3610

Surface transportation

2.12

1620

Organic chemistry

2.17

3640

Aeronautics

2.19

1650

Fermentation microbiology

2.21

1630

Molecular biology

2.25

3630

Static structures

2.25

3720

Manufacturing devices

2.25

3760

Body treatment

2.41

3650

Material handling and

2.43

2180

Computer architecture

2.49

3660

Computerized vehicle

2.49

2160

Database and file management

2.55

2110

Computer architecture

2.56

3710

Amusement and

2.60

3740

Thermal and combustion

2.65

3750

Fluid handling and

2.68

1610

Pharmaceutical formulations

2.72

2120

Miscellaneous computer

2.76

3730

Bio and Organic

2.79

3780

Bio and Organic

2.79

3770

Respirators Therapeutic

2.83

2610

Digital Communications General

3.06

2620

Television and TV Recording

3.12

3620

Electronic Commerce

3.25

2190

Interprocess communications

3.98

Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know Google Maps Could Do [Lifehacker Top 10]

By Kevin Purdy, LifehackerMay 01, 2010 at 12:00PM

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoThere’s more to Google Maps than a place you double-check your directions. Google’s data-stuffed site offers a lot of helpful tools for vacationers, spreadsheet nerds, bikers, and others. Today we’re digging into Google’s data-rich geo-tool and pulling out some helpful lesser-known features.

Photo by heiwa4126.

10. Use Starred Addresses Instead of Your Memory

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoIt’s a subtle little thing, but clicking the star icon next to a location listing in Google Maps is a real time saver. On Android, BlackBerry, Windows Mobile and Symbian phones—and, presumably, iPhones in some future update—you can pulled up “Starred Items” when you’re plugging in the address you’re getting directions to. It’s a lot faster than thumb typing, and if you’re assembling a temporary list of places to go, starred items can be a disposable checklist.

9. Show a “You Are Here” Marker

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoIt’s easy to miss, between the four-point navigation tool and the zoom slider. But click that little button while using Firefox or Google Chrome and, through the magic of the geolocation standard, Maps will use nearby Wi-Fi and IP data to pin down a (rough) approximation of where you’re at. It’s convenient when you’re in a foreign place with only a loose sense of direction—or if, like some Lifehacker editors, you seem to have inherited no sense of direction in general. (Original post)

8. Create Multi-Day Walking Itineraries

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoWant to get around a new city without having to pull out a smartphone or big folding map at every other intersection? Google City Tours pieces together a multi-stop itinerary for you with easy walking directions, formatted for easy printing. The tool has that Google-y quality of knowing what you’re looking for after typing the vaguest search, but you can also move your destination pins to any specific address. If nothing else, it’s a paper-saver: one map and set of directions, as opposed to 10 print-outs. (Original post)

7. Fine-Tune or Report A Bad Location

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoMaps doesn’t get everything right every time. If Maps has a marker that’s off, a wrong number, or a dead web site listed, you can sometimes fix it yourself. Click the pin for an address, hit the link for “More,” and select “Edit Details.” It won’t work on businesses that have “claimed” their listing through the Local Business Center, and there are limits on what you can move, but if you know a pointer is just fundamentally wrong, there’s a fix for that. You can also simply report a problem if you’re unable to actually edit the wrong information.

6. Map Out a Great Bike Route

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoGoogle Maps’ biking directions do more than just estimate how long it would take a very slow car to get from one point to another. Google takes traffic into account, sure, but also hills, routes that an area or cycling group has deemed as bike-friendly, designated bike lanes, and other cycle-specific data into account. Bicycle routes that normally wouldn’t be shown in seeking car directions also appear on the map, in a green color that stands out, and the tool as a whole is a cyclist’s best friend in visiting a new area, or looking to vary up their excursions. (Original post)

5. Provide Instant Lat/Long (GPS) Coordinates

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoIf you’re into the geocaching phenomenon, or need GPS coordinates for a webapp or another use, Google Maps can provide them, but not by default. Click the green beaker-style Labs icon in the upper-right corner of Google Maps, then enable the LatLng Tooltip to see coordinates wherever your cursor is, or the LatLng Marker to be able to drop a “pin” wherever you need coordinates. Don’t like to keep experimental stuff running? Try this previously posted bookmarklet, which pops up with the positioning coordinates of whatever’s centered on your Google Map.

4. Show Photos Taken Nearby

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoWherever you go, someone has been there before, and probably snagged a picture, too. So if you want to make sure you recognize a particular destination from the road, or want to see what the fuss is about any old place, find it in Maps, click on its pin and access Street View, then look for the Photos button to appear in the upper-right corner when you’re virtually facing the place in Street View. As you “walk” around, you’ll find different perspectives taken from various spots, and possibly some historical photos that have been properly geo-tagged, too, from Flickr, Picasa Web Albums, and Panoramio. (Original post)

3. Find Places Near Any Point on a Map

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoIf you’re searching for a particular place—a street name, a business, or other landmark—you can click on a marker and hit the “Search nearby” link to find coffee, gas, banks, or whatever else you need. What if you don’t have a place to pin down, but want to generally browse an area? Right click anywhere on a Google map, click “What’s Nearby?” in the box that pops up, and Google will create a pin based on a rough street address estimate, or with precise GPS coordinates. From there, you can click on “Search Nearby” in the box that appears in the left-hand pane, and search around without worrying about specifics.

2. Provide Directions via SMS

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoWhen you’re lost and out of mobile internet territory, that’s when directions are probably a really helpful thing. If you can still eke out an SMS message, you can text GOOGLE with a message formatted as “Directions A to B,” substituting a town, ZIP code, or street address for A and B. Google will hit you back with the same directions it would provide via Maps, and your friends will say that you’ve saved this road trip.

1. Map Spreadsheet Addresses Onto a Map

Top 10 Things You Didn't Know Google Maps Could DoSpreadsheets are the best way to gather and organize information in standard form. If you’ve got a whole host of options to keep track of in different locations, the clever Maps/spreadsheet mashup BatchGeo will take your spreadsheet and plot it out across a Google Map. Simply paste your spreadsheet data, and BatchGeo standardizes the addresses and creates a custom My Map, filled with your locations and each one retaining the other data you plugged in about it. It’s a fast way to make it look like you did a whole bunch of work, and that’s never a bad thing. And while it’s not technically a Google Maps feature, we think it should be. (Original post)


What cool little thing in Google Maps doesn’t get enough love? What hidden-in-plain-sight offerings would you have included in this list? We want to hear about your favorite geo-tools in the comments.